I joined a Facebook group called this and the reasons they listed were too funny. I can't take credit for writing any of them, but these are the ones that are so true for me! They remind me of my dad's side of the family.
*Somehow you have family all over the world.
*It's a shock to your parents when you get introduced to their brothers' best friends cousins sister in law and you have no clue who this person is.
* Your parents introduce you to random people saying that these people saw you when you were a baby.
*EVERYONE knows EVERYONE.
*You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds.
*After a family meal, the women fight to death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their chai.
*You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
*You say bye 17 times on the phone.
*When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes, you discover they know one of your uncles back home..later on in the convo, you realize you're related.
*Your grandparents and parent tell you to eat all the time.
*You gossip about your own family...with other members of your family.
*You teach your friends Assyrian words (mostly bad ones) and feel proud when they use them in conversations.
*You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has ANY Assyrian blood in them.
*Everybody you knew in school had at least one other friend to speak their language with but you had nobody.
*The women in your family RACE to get gossip around; when they're not the first to announce a juicy bit of news, you can see the disappointment in their face.
* You come home at 10 o'clock and your parents say, "eketwa? its 1:00 o'clock!" Their perception of time is 5 hours fast.
*Your house has a distinctive aroma. (My grandma's does!)
*You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags.
*You think a meal is not a meal without rice.
*You feed all your visitors.
*You always cook too much.
*Sometimes you get really fed up with explaining to people "Where Assyria is" since it doesn't exist anymore. And all the distinctions between us and Arabs, etc.
*If you don't say hello to your relatives/guests they take it like a slap in the face.
*The second you fuck up the whole world knows. Literally the whole world because you have family everywhere and they all like to talk. you will never be able to live anything down, it will follow you forever.